Four whores and seven queers ago, a wise woman by the name of Lucida Sans gave her famous “I Have a Wet Dream” speech. It was on that fateful day that Lucida proclaimed her hope for a new world. This new world would be filled with an over-abundance of love and glitter, a world where men would be free to speak loudly and stroke their bigs sticks and where woman would consistently experience the big Jackie-O. A world where one could have their cake and eat it out too and where legs divided could, in fact, stand. Armed with knowledge of history at home and of broads, Alpha Psi Ecdysia was made a reality.
To be perfectly Anne Frank, our burlesque shows are not for those with a weak constitution. Our shows have been Paul Revered with awe, shock, and prolonged periods of enlightenment. If you’re unafraid to battle your bulge, then witness our execution of our latest undertaking, “Backside to the Future:Exposing Historical Figures.” We promise that you’ll be shooting your load faster than John Wilkes Booth…just in a not as nice theatre.
Join Alfred Omnipocock: Master of Time and Sex as he guides you through the history (and her story) that you were never taught in school. No textbooks are required but when fingering the globe, remember that X-Rated Marx the G-Spot.
Alfred Omnipock has already returned from the future bearing great news concerning those who saw the show. You came, you saw, you came in your pants. Be prepared for the turn-on of the century.
Backside to the Future:Exposing Historical Figures
Thursday, May 5th AND Friday, May 6th
Parker Theatre
Doors Open at 7. Show Begins at 7:30
$5 with student ID
$10 General Admission
(Source: jayandsilentboob, via hippiequeerfromouterspace-deact)
